It’s laundry day on Mount Olympus, and chaos reigns. Zeus, the almighty ruler, is facing an enemy more fearsome than any Titan today: the mysterious case of the vanishing socks. If Zeus can’t keep his socks together, what hope is there for us mortals? So next time you’re fighting a losing battle against a lonely sock, remember—you’re not alone. Even the king of Olympus feels your laundry day blues. Oh, and don’t forget to separate whites from lightning bolts. Because that would be a divine mistake.